I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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