That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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