is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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