I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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