so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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