Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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