I can't watch pbs sober anymore
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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