So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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