My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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