Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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