nut hugger
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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