i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize
