Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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