i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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