plz talk dirty to me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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