sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
that is very illegal...i love you.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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