thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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