Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
