with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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