Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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