they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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