Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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