Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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