Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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