i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
