im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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