She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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