Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
false alarm, still single
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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