i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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