discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I deserve this hangover.
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