So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Are we still banned from the library?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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