Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
