who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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