They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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