party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
Your message has been received by an unknown user. Picture verification required.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
