If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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