just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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