Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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