what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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