The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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