theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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