I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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