I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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