Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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