dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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