i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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