I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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