You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
