If that was your dad, he is hot
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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