Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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