we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
this is an emotional support booty call
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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